bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

image

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

image

When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

dracch:

when you type “waa” instead of “was”

image

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

erlynntheemerald:

image

So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

gerrardway:

ryanrossstopruiningmylife:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

don’t make a fuckin band and get famous and break up after 12 years

the beaten and the damned

johnthemod1:

Peter Capaldi to Steven Moffat: image

youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

THIS EVERYONE FUCKING READ THIS NOW.

ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

Troye Sivan - Happy Little Pill
209,308 plays

begofmcvey:

Happy Little Pill- Troye Sivan

happyhalloweenmotherfuckers:

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

image

When water gets into your ear:

image

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

image

When your hair gets in front of your face:

image

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

image

???:

image

 

this fucking gifset gets me every time